Thursday, May 24, 2007

"The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril"- a review

Hi, friends. Don here with my first book review for The Pulp Collective. I barely got the book out of the Miskatonic University Library archives with my life intact, and between the security guards, their dogs, and that... thing they sent after me, I'm lucky to be writing this.

In his first novel, "The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril", Paul Malmont weaves together an interesting tapestry of pulp-fact and pulp-fiction. The novel throws a huge handful of pulp writers into a firestorm of a plot involving Chinatown tong wars, biological weapons, a vengeful Chinese warlord, and a shambling, undead H.P. Lovecraft.

It really is (to use a horrible cliche) a roller-coaster of a novel.
It begins with a bet, a story-telling competition between bitter rivals Walter Gibson (writer of The Shadow) and Lester Dent (writer of Doc Savage). Along the way, it snowballs to draw in the writers' significant others, along with a handful of other pulpsters: a mysterious Robert Heinlein, a cocky young L. Ron Hubbard (who, surprisingly, was my favorite character), E.E. "Doc" Smith (and his doughnuts), and a gun-slingin' Louis L'Amour. The book's relentless pace and ever-expanding cast leaves the reader a bit breathless, but always wanting to read "just one more chapter."

Many pulp-fans have complained that many of the "facts" in the book were changed or invented. I'm not one of those complaining fans, although the fabrications do stick out like a sore thumb if the reader is "in the know." C'mon, though: it's a really fun ride, and a true pulp fan should be able to set aside those fabrications and just enjoy it. I give this book my highest recommendation.

(PS: The book just came out in it's paperback form, so you can pick it up for cheap. Also, I've exchanged a few emails with the writer, and he's indicated there may be a sequel in the works! Stay tuned...)

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

A Brief Transmission From Doctor Lightning


This is Doctor Lightning once again, currently tunnelling through the soil beneath the White House in my every-terrain transformable zeppelin, the Flying Reaper.

Expect a transmission soon from my undercover agent Don. His report will feature his assessment of a manuscript by Paul Malmont, entitled "The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril". His preliminary findings reveal the novel to be "a roller-coaster ride through fact and fiction during the golden years of the pulp era."

This is Doctor Lightning signing off...
(now how do I turn off this thing...)

The Neo-pulp manifesto

Welcome friends and agents of the Pulp Collective... This is Doctor Lightning broadcasting from the depths of the Atlantic ocean from my submersible armored zeppelin, the Flying Reaper.

What is it about pulp fiction and it's offspring (comics, movie serials) that has stood the test of time? Flash Gordon, Tom Mix, Zorro, Tarzan, the Green Hornet, the Shadow to name a few.

Each of those heroes mentioned, and those not mentioned, have had a direct influence in many movies over the last 80 years more or less. You may not see it, but the influences are there. From the clichéd piece of crap like Quentin Taratino's Pulp Fiction that panders to absurd, delusional movie elitists to the subtle, quietly boiling, softly simmering Sin City by Robert Rodriquez. From the REAL cyberpunk masterpiece that is Blade Runner and Wild Palms to the tawdry drivel that is the Matrix trilogy, pulp fiction exists in almost all forms of fiction.

So what exactly is "neo-pulp?" Well, the way I see is that one takes the sensibilities of cliffhanger serials, hardened pot-boilers, cracking good ripping yarns of masked men and evil scientists and apply a liberal dose of modern thought. Taking the literary gentrification disease that are "techno-thrillers" for example and crap like that, smacking hard it across the face with a roscoe.

Miss Zero, an associate from the online game City of Heroes has sent me this list she has found -
Further down the list, incidentally, you'll see red text. Those are things I wholly disagree.

So without further ado, I present to you... the NeoPulp Manifesto!
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THE NEOPULP MANIFESTO (v.2)
(revised 21/12/2006)

Contents

1. To Begin With
2. Concerning Etymology
3. Furthermore
4. Some Attempts at Definition
5. Serving Suggestions
6. Fine Tuning
7. In Conclusion
8. NeoPulp salutes those who have paved the way

1. To Begin With:

NeoPulp is not a new style of writing. It is a fusion of several well-tenured styles of writing.

NeoPulp draws liberally from the fantastic stories of this and previous centuries, a melange of mythology and popular culture (take a bit of Godzilla, a bit of Paradise Lost, some giant robots, the sexual tension of a romance novel and the Bhagavad-Gita and mix them all together), and adds to this a “literary” understanding of characters’ motivations and emotional needs.

NeoPulp embraces the clichés of pulp writing: the naïve superscience of B-movies, the nefarious underworld criminal mastermind, the lone sheriff against a town of outlaws, the young woman torn between love for a mysterious stranger and respect for her fiancée, and the mad god bent on destruction, and examines them closely in an attempt to find - or try - something novel: a subversion, an inversion, a juxtaposition, a statement about the human condition.

NeoPulp is born of a love and admiration for the flawed nature of pulp culture; it is not an exercise in poking fun at the plot and character shortcomings that are endemic to pulp. Such things are obvious and have been done to death. Rather, NeoPulp attempts to create a real and sympathetic portrait of these bizarre and self-contradictory characters and situations.

NeoPulp fuses the legacy of romantic, realist, post-modern and modernist writing with popular culture entities such as B-movies, comics, television, pop music and airport novels.

NeoPulp places realistically-defined characters into fantastic situations. It avoids the two-dimensional characterisation of pulp fiction while embracing every aspect of its subject material.

NeoPulp takes what is great about pulp fiction - the action, the sense of adventure and danger, the exploration of strange and fascinating ideas - and combines it with what is great about contemporary fiction - sophisticated understanding of characterisation and an awareness of and a willingness to draw upon literary history.

NeoPulp stands opposed to the tendency to pigeonhole writing as one or another kind of genre or sub-genre.

NeoPulp is not restricted to one medium. NeoPulp occurs in poetry, short stories and novels alike. It occurs in comics, song lyrics, movies and television. NeoPulp transcends genre boundaries; it likewise transcends boundaries of medium.

NeoPulp lacks the po-faced portentousness of contemporary genre fiction.

NeoPulp is fun without being stupid.

NeoPulp is not aimed at a specific demographic.

NeoPulp is for anyone who enjoys reading.

2. Concerning Etymology:

The “Neo” of NeoPulp refers to NeoPulp’s tendency to use distinctive elements of contemporary popular culture. This is not to say that NeoPulp can only be set in the present. It is merely to imply that the sensibilities of NeoPulp tend toward the contemporary.

The “Pulp” of NeoPulp acknowledges the progenitors of this kind of writing: the authors who have worked within various genre fields and gone largely unacknowledged by people other than highly specialised groups of fans.

3. Furthermore:

It is a widely acknowledged fact that all manifestoes contain within them a series of outrageous and dubious claims. Here then is such a claim that may be freely associated with NeoPulp:

"The current trend toward 'realist' fiction has created a reading public who simply look for the most accurate reflection of themselves in what they read. They hold a mirror to themselves with the books that they choose. This is an intolerably narrow standpoint. NeoPulp challenges the idea that this is all that people want. It stimulates the imagination and the sense of adventure, the sense of humour, the sense of fun, the sense of amazement in a way that is beyond the capabilities of 'realist' fiction."

Another requisite element of manifestoes is a somewhat pompous and slightly incoherent rant about the purpose and future of the movement:

NEOPULP IS NOT REALISM. IT IS UNREALISM, OVER-REALISM, COUNTER-REALISM. NO LONGER SHALL THERE BE ONE BOX FOR ACCURATE REALISM AND ANOTHER FOR UNREAL DEPICTIONS - THE LIKES OF FANTASY, SCIENCE FICTION, ROMANCE AND REALISM ALL COME TOGETHER UNDER THE NEOPULP BANNER.”

4. Some Attempts at Definition:

The most important clarification is to point out what NeoPulp isn’t. This will allow an understanding of what NeoPulp is.

NeoPulp is not horror, although elements of horror are present in NeoPulp, such as zombies, vampires, serial killers and haunted houses.

NeoPulp is not fantasy, although elements of fantasy are present in NeoPulp, such as magic, Gods, mythological characters and certain character archetypes such as the warrior and the wise man.

NeoPulp is not science fiction, although elements of science fiction are present in NeoPulp, such as advanced technologies (eg robots, cloning, teleportation devices) and alien races.

NeoPulp is not realism, although elements of realism are present in NeoPulp, such as sophisticated portrayals of the psychological profiles of characters depicted, and aspects of the mundane world (eg the need for employment, desire to be entertained, governmental restrictions, a narrative understanding of the consequences of actions…)

• Most importantly, NeoPulp is not satire. The subject matter which NeoPulp draws from is undeniably flawed in many ways. To point out these flaws would be an easy and redundant matter. Instead NeoPulp attempts to respond to these flaws in a different way, utilising them as the underpinning of a re-interpretation of pulp fiction conventions that is sympathetic to its protagonists, rather than cynical, critical or dismissive.

5. Serving Suggestions:

NeoPulp draws on various sources for its iconography and archetypes, including (but not restricted to) comics, pop-songs, mythology, B-movies, epic poetry, cartoons, romance novels, westerns, television and fairytales. The following are examples of NeoPulp archetypes.

a) The goddess suffering an existential crisis.
b) Philosophical musings of the radioactive dinosaur.
c) The robot in love with the evil robot it was designed to destroy.
d) The internal politics of a superhero team.
e) The childhood reminiscences of the astronaut monkey.
f) The broken-hearted ex-sheriff with a time machine.
g) Frankenstein runs for President.
h) Vishnu joins the space program.
i) The ex-commando private eye is diagnosed with cancer.

These are not held up as proscriptive examples, merely a taste of what is possible within the ambit of NeoPulp (see point 8, "NeoPulp salutes those who have paved the way" for more examples).

6. Fine Tuning

Since its inception, NeoPulp has encountered several well-meaning misinterpretations of its fundamental characteristics. The following are intended to correct common misconceptions regarding whether or not a piece of writing is truly NeoPulp:

NeoPulp always contains a significant amount of recognisable, tangible elements drawn directly from the contemporary culture of the authors of NeoPulp stories.

NeoPulp is more than the simple name-dropping of obvious popular culture icons for the sake of humour or nostalgia. A key element of NeoPulp is a considered and creative approach to the consequences of the structural inadequacies of pulp writing.

NeoPulp is not deliberately constructed as an allegorical story-telling form. Thinly-disguised concepts that "stand in" for contemporary social situations are unnecessary in NeoPulp. The social situations themselves can be used in NeoPulp stories.

• It is acknowledged that NeoPulp bears a striking resemblance to postmodernism, but its dialectic is more concerned with the interplay between "high" and "low" culture than it is with the interplay between the past and the present.

7. In Conclusion:

It should be pointed out at this time that, as with most manifestoes, the use-by date on the NeoPulp Manifesto is rather close. By the time the reader reaches this point of the NeoPulp Manifesto, the manifesto itself will have become obsolete.

8. NeoPulp salutes those who have paved the way.

The writers of the following texts are presently unaware of the existence of the NeoPulp manifesto. Many of these texts predate the manifesto's existence. Regardless, the following is a list of exemplary NeoPulp writing, to be used as a benchmark indicating the form's potential.

books

• Steven Sherrill - The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break
• Michael Moorcock -
The Cornelius Quartet
• Kirstin Bakis -
Lives of the Monster Dogs
• Earl Mac Raunch -
Buckaroo Banzai
• Jan Lars Jensen -
Shiva 3000
• Stephen Dobyns -
Heat Death

comics

• Ben Kooyman - Hamlet vs. Faustus (new addition)
• Matt Fraction and Gabriel Ba - Casanova (new addition)
• Alan Moore –
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• Elizabeth Watasin –
Charm School
• Warren Ellis –
Planetary
• Grant Morrison -
The Invisibles
• Ann Nocenti -
Longshot
• Jill Thompson -
Scary Godmother
Benjamin Birdie - Genre City

(Doctor Lighting -What nonsense... music?)
music

• The Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
• The Buggles -
The Age of Plastic
• Devo -
Duty Now for the Future (esp. "Secret Agent Man" & "Smart Patrol")
• Laurie Anderson -
Mister Heartbreak
Batboy the Musical

film and television

(Doctor Lightning - Buffy? Bill Murray? I think not. Though his film The Man who knew too little would be much more appropiate)

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (film) (new addition)
Firefly/Serenity (TV/movie) (new addition)
Bubba-Ho-Tep (film)
Heat Vision and Jack (television pilot)
Amateur (film)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness (film)

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Truly an insightful piece of information. Follow the guidelines and soon you too will be able to understand.

This is Doctor Lightning signing off...

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Find Me Guilty: DVD Review


Intro

My name is Professor Dare. From time to time, I will be contributing reviews of films and video games that have a pulp bent to them. My first review is of Find Me Guilty, a Sidney Lumet courtroom mafia "dramedy" starring Vin Diesel - who is cast against type. Can the chrome-domed action star make it work? This time, he has...HAIR! Keep reading...
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Find Me Guilty: DVD Review

Vin Diesel has hair.

Vin Diesel has a potbelly.

Vin Diesel can act.

Those three statements generally aren't made about the usually bald and always physically toned action star - but they all apply to Diesel in Sidney Lumet's mafia courtroom "dramedy" Find Me Guilty, which is based on the true story of the longest criminal trial in U.S. history.

Much of the dialogue was taken from actual testimony. There are some situations and exchanges in the movie that would be considered unbelievable and absurd in a fictional narrative, but they actually happened in the real trial.

Diesel plays a Mafia wiseguy, Jackie DiNorscio, who defends himself in court instead of relying on a lawyer. The judge warns him that a man who represents himself "has a fool for a client." Shortly thereafter, Vin approaches the jury and says "I'm no gangster, I'm a gagster." He proves the latter part of his statement with his hilarious, offbeat antics throughout the trial. It becomes a common occurrence for the judge to pound his gavel several times in frustration, yell for order in the court, and repeatedly threaten to hold Diesel "in contempt of court."

Joe Pesci was apparently Lumet's first choice, so you can pretty much figure out the type of character to expect. I'm glad Diesel ended up doing it though. If Pesci had gotten the role, it would've been just more of him playing the same character he always does (which is a treat, granted). Diesel is cast so against type, and he pulls it off beautifully. It's much more fun and rewarding to watch him at work.

While there are definitely dramatic elements to the film, there's also a fair bit of comedy as well (hence the reason I referred to it as a "dramedy" earlier). The trial turns into a bit of a circus, with tons of lawyers present in the courtroom at the same time, an army of witnesses, evidence numbering in the hundreds, Diesel's "gagster" antics, and other assorted bits of tomfoolery.

Peter Dinklage is also a revelation. He's a dwarf in real life, but that's never once played for laughs. In fact, his character - a lawyer - might be the most serious in the movie. And it works. It works because Dinklage brings a professionalism and intensity to the role that makes his stature completely irrelevant.

Ron Silver is also fantastic as the judge. I've only seen him in smarmy villain roles, and his persona was always unlikable and grating to me. Not here. He tones it down and plays the judge with a great degree of empathy for the characters and situations.

Annabella Sciorra also shines in a small role as Vin Diesel's spunky wife.

As for Diesel himself, this is easily the best performance of his career - and believe it or not, it's right up there with any of Pesci's finest.

Lumet hasn't lost his touch. (He is, of course, famous for another courtroom classic, 12 Angry Men - as well as Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico, and others.)

This is a great movie. It's funny, touching, and highly recommended.

Welcome Professor Dare!

Welcome aboard Professor Dare! I heard alot about your stuff from Chris Sabga. I look forward to reading your reviews and having roundtable discussions with you!